Posts tagged writing

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Posted 5 months ago

shadows of the dead walks the earth. as if they never died. as if it’s a shadow of the living. the living that is dead inside.

there! I said a nifty thing. compete!

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Posted 1 year ago

beautiful women should get paid. you know…for being beautiful.

maybe good looking men too. but I can’t decide that. I don’t see men that way. I’m a boy.

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Posted 1 year ago

I’m so sensitive I have “fragile” written all over me.

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Posted 1 year ago

I have an idea for a movie

it’s a teen vampires & teen werewolves & teen superheroes & normal teen people gathering but in a very romantic way with a lot of love scenes.

I’m gonna make millions.

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Posted 1 year ago

people, it has come to my attention that I have got bitten by a creepy looking insect. and by the look on his face I believe I am going to die within hours. my last request…

is a fresh stick of Montana cigarets. may I rest in peace.
also I give away my laptop to homeless. introduce Tumblr to them. they deserve it.

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Posted 1 year ago

they say…

you’re kind because you’re in need…
you’re honest because you’re simple…
you’re quiet because you’re a moron…
you’re worried because you’re lonely…
you’re loyal because you have no one…

and they repeat and repeat, until YOU believe your loneliness, your brainlessness, your neediness…
what a way…what a way…

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Posted 1 year ago

a guy story

a guy decides that he want to find himself a wife. goes to his father and tells him: father, I want me a wife. the man says: how long is your penis?

guy: I don’t know. 10 CMs maybe.
father: go practice and use medical techniques to make it 25 CMs. then I’ll find you a wife.

poor bastard takes off and does what his dad told him. 9 months after, he returns to his father and talks that he indeed increased his penis length and it is more than what his dad asked him.

father: bravo! now take your dick and push it straight in your own ass hole. you don’t need extra holes. they are expensive. also they are contaminated with diseases son.

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Posted 1 year ago

I learned yoga. very simple: take your head, now shove it up your ass.

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Posted 1 year ago

I met a housewife

I met this beautiful young housewife. long story short, we had sex in their home while her husband was out. one day we are in the tub, fucking and loving, the husband walks in. he knew about us. he hit me with a bat, broke my left arm. wife sued his ass. he paid me for the injury and apologized to his wife.

end of story.

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Posted 1 year ago

I was thinking of an idea for a short story

about a burn victim that becomes so infected by bacteria that eats them. but then I thought instead of trying and typing another pile of bullshit, I could just tell people about it. and guess what? I already did!

so my job is done.

P.S.: I don’t know why I enjoy this type of writing. I believe I really do have problem.

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Posted 1 year ago

every time I think about you…

every time I think about you, I get a rash, I sweat, and I feel my heart beat faster. it’s a combination of hate and love, wanting and not wanting, willing to live and willing to kill myself. there is this voice in my head, yelling at me and telling me how much I like to think about you. and again there is this voice in my head, screaming and begging me to start forgetting things. it’s this constant Start & Stop. 1 & -1. Move & Hold. Yes & No. I don’t like it. but I like it.

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Posted 1 year ago

Gay Bastard

I had a friend long time a ago. we used joke around have grab butts and that kind of stuff, not for real, but something to make the target uncomfortable.
Recently, I found out that he is GAY!
so this motherfucker was ENJOYING the game this whole time while I was doing it as just a joke.
I feel abused.

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Posted 1 year ago

fat people, just sit there!

  1. me: holy shit you're so fat. you should export those fats. I'm willing to invest.
  2. fatty: hey asshole that's really offencive you piece of shit. fuck off or I'll break you neck.
  3. me: I bet you won't drown. coz you have fat. a lot of fat. you know, coz fat floats on water.
  4. fatty: ok that's it. I'm coming.
  5. me: nah! you're not. you're so big an fatty it takes you 2 minutes to start moving. by that time, I'll be far gone.
  6. fatty: *anger* *anger* *speechless*
  7. me: yeah, that's what I mean. good boy. sit there. I'll throw you a stick.
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Posted 1 year ago

look who’s talking

I was picking my ear. this girl watches me and goes: eew! disgusting.
I replied: this, comes from someone that bleeds herself. at least I have it in my hand. you drown in yours. is it enough or you want me to keep on describing the differences?

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Posted 1 year ago

I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works

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