Posts tagged writing

Posted 9 months ago

in high school, I wrote a little story. I read it in class to everyone. it was about a day in school, from my perspective. all people were zombies or dictators and morons. it was pretty funny actually. not to me of course (I tried to be funny but I thought it was not that funny), because I just wrote what I was seeing. but everyone laughed. I got standing ovation, EVERYONE including my teacher.
I just remembered those days. those long gone days. I have some writing experience from my young life. I was/am really interested in writing. but it did not happen. I just stopped. it makes me sad. I thought I had a talent.
maybe I’ll type the thing if I find that piece of paper ever or maybe I’ll just write it all again for Tumblr (not that anyone cares or is interested).

Posted 9 months ago

I once went on a hunger strike. 1 days later and I suddenly realize: fuck! I haven’t told anyone about this!

Posted 1 year ago

fuck you guys!

I hung around dashboard for a while. now I:

1. feel like shit for not appreciating life

2. hate myself for my not-accomplished goals

3. am thinking suicide because I don’t have a love in my life

FUCK YOU ALL

Posted 1 year ago

buying an exercise equipment from a shopping network on TV is like listening to Christmas songs at this time of year. it just shows how much you miss something and it will not cure anything.

Posted 1 year ago

ever heard this life tip: smile at starngers

yes, do…if:

it’s a woman, will pepper spray you

it’s a homosexual, will come after you

it’s a dumb douche, will punch you

and anyone else will fucking ignore you

Posted 1 year ago

the word douche-bag should be used more often in our everyday life because it describes the person so good.

Posted 1 year ago

Bad analogies

  • John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

  • It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.

  • She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.

  • The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

  • She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

  • The plan was simple, like my brother Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

Posted 1 year ago
now if you’ll excuse me I have to go see a doctor. I keep pooping during sex.
30 Rock, season 1, episode 9
Posted 1 year ago

shadows of the dead walks the earth. as if they never died. as if it’s a shadow of the living. the living that is dead inside.

there! I said a nifty thing. compete!

Posted 2 years ago

beautiful women should get paid. you know…for being beautiful.

maybe good looking men too. but I can’t decide that. I don’t see men that way. I’m a boy.

Posted 2 years ago

I’m so sensitive I have “fragile” written all over me.

Posted 2 years ago

I have an idea for a movie

it’s a teen vampires & teen werewolves & teen superheroes & normal teen people gathering but in a very romantic way with a lot of love scenes.

I’m gonna make millions.

Posted 2 years ago

people, it has come to my attention that I have got bitten by a creepy looking insect. and by the look on his face I believe I am going to die within hours. my last request…

is a fresh stick of Montana cigarets. may I rest in peace.
also I give away my laptop to homeless. introduce Tumblr to them. they deserve it.

Posted 2 years ago

they say…

you’re kind because you’re in need…
you’re honest because you’re simple…
you’re quiet because you’re a moron…
you’re worried because you’re lonely…
you’re loyal because you have no one…

and they repeat and repeat, until YOU believe your loneliness, your brainlessness, your neediness…
what a way…what a way…

Posted 2 years ago

a guy story

a guy decides that he want to find himself a wife. goes to his father and tells him: father, I want me a wife. the man says: how long is your penis?

guy: I don’t know. 10 CMs maybe.
father: go practice and use medical techniques to make it 25 CMs. then I’ll find you a wife.

poor bastard takes off and does what his dad told him. 9 months after, he returns to his father and talks that he indeed increased his penis length and it is more than what his dad asked him.

father: bravo! now take your dick and push it straight in your own ass hole. you don’t need extra holes. they are expensive. also they are contaminated with diseases son.