Posts tagged tumblr

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Posted 14 hours ago

My Perfect World

my perfect world is a place where I can insult anyone that deserves it in that very moment.

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Posted 3 days ago

I hate beard

4 PM today: I’m shaving. clean cut. smooth. no beard hair left. none.
5 PM today: I go to sleep.
7 PM today: I wake up.
7:02 PM today: I touch my face, BAM! beard is right there.

I mean…come on…just in 2 hours?!

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Posted 4 days ago

Moms are the best

I love my mom

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Posted 1 week ago

oh Dear Tomb Raider!

you have no idea how it is to have Tomb Raider 2013 installed on my laptop but not being able to play it. days come and go, Tomb Rider icon sits on my Desktop winking at me knowing that I wish with all my heart I could touch her and feel her…but Oh life!

yes I am a white guy with white people problems.

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Posted 1 week ago

sometimes I think I hate you guys but I remember instantly that I really hate you guys.

good luck following that

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Posted 2 weeks ago

I’m tagging and organizing my firefox bookmarks. so I’m going through hell right now…yep!

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Posted 2 weeks ago

people! sometimes I see my followers count is getting up 1 or 2 points but there is no “xxxxx started following you” message on my dashboard. how is that?

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Posted 3 weeks ago

My miserable real life (not pretending/pretentious social media life) problem

  1. Friend: what the hell is your problem man? you're always cranky and shitty. what the fuck?
  2. Me: you see Mr. Michael Buble sings: "it's a beautiful day and I can't stop smiling". my problem is: I am never like that.
  3. Friend: OK. have ever heard of a medicine called Cocaine?
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Posted 3 weeks ago

I know that sometimes I say really dumb stuff. like cave-men dumb. but that’s the beauty of the internet.

so don’t think I’m stupid. Act like I’m stupid, like call me idiot, but never believe that I am really stupid.

you get me?

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Posted 3 weeks ago

Every time I see pictures of the band One Drection, I think of child pornography

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Posted 3 weeks ago
darrenpillowscriss: aesawinterfell: yodropthechampagne: i wrote a poem whoa I almost scrolled past this but it’s actually really fucking deep… now this is a post I can relate to…compared to all the gay porn posts flying around…good god… Zoom

darrenpillowscriss:

aesawinterfell:

yodropthechampagne:

i wrote a poem

whoa

I almost scrolled past this but it’s actually really fucking deep…

now this is a post I can relate to…compared to all the gay porn posts flying around…good god…

(Source: youknownothingjonsnohohoh)

via lepixie
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Posted 3 weeks ago

EpicWin Turns Your To-Do List Into A Role-Playing Game, Available Now

I;m just copying text I don’t know what the hell it is

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Posted 3 weeks ago
21 Funny Tumblr Coincidences

21 Funny Tumblr Coincidences

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Posted 3 weeks ago

I’m logging to my fake twitter account now. maybe I’ll use it.

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Posted 4 weeks ago

Man OH Man! I suck at multi-tasking