how is that a boner?! you’re an idiot. don’t mess with mila
often I see very sad posts on tumblr. come on people. don’t let yourself be like that. here is a good advice: try simple new things.like this: start posting any stupid nonsense words circulating in your hallow skull. I’m doing it right now. you are tough. I mean we all survived Justin Bieber episode of Saturday Night Live, didn’t we?
also you can try Cocaine. it’s a guaranteed solution. LSD or Ecstasy tablets will also work.
4 PM today: I’m shaving. clean cut. smooth. no beard hair left. none.
5 PM today: I go to sleep.
7 PM today: I wake up.
7:02 PM today: I touch my face, BAM! beard is right there.
I mean…come on…just in 2 hours?!
you have no idea how it is to have Tomb Raider 2013 installed on my laptop but not being able to play it. days come and go, Tomb Rider icon sits on my Desktop winking at me knowing that I wish with all my heart I could touch her and feel her…but Oh life!
yes I am a white guy with white people problems.
trust me on this one. just let me find some time to read his/her article - about why people should avoid PUFAs and eat more butter - then I’ll post a link.
GOD! I live discovering new talent! new moron!
these are the fools that spread shit marked with nutrition/weightloss tips.
The Human race is a complete waste of resources. whoever/whatever created the humans, lacks some intellectual properties of a creator.
I mean, 98% of the human population is as dumb as a rock. and that is not an overstatement.
Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.
HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE.
TO A FAN.
FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS.
Bless this man.
the man. the myth. the legend.
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before but it’s definitely worth a second post.
Sometimes I just stop and think about this post
Lest you think it would be fun or feel good to be famous…
legend? come on…(you cant hear it but I’m making fart sounds right now)…
it’s amazing how some people think they have a well knowledge of Weight Watchers because they have reached to some good yet useless points during their journey to lose weight using this system.
please people! don’t do this. WeightWatchers may seem simple. that’s not true at all. there is a very big study behind WW points system. WW assigns a number to a food with not just a formula but using a very large amount of data collected through years of observation.
so don’t think: “OK, support (meetings) - or anything else - in WW makes people accomplish their goal. that’s it, now I know how this works”. NO! you don’t. just use the service that try to approach your own goal.
here. I found a picture. this is a mean turtle I told you about.
go away you mean old turtle.
he walks around the internet and makes fun of me.
I don’t like you :((