Posts tagged quote

Posted 1 month ago
This is my rifle, this is my gun
This is for fighting, this is for fun
Stewie Griffin
Posted 2 months ago
but what if it’s possible to fail? you want me act as an idiot? lol no

but what if it’s possible to fail? you want me act as an idiot? lol no

Posted 6 months ago
The Cutter leaned toward me, resting his forehead against mine. ‘Fool me once,’ he whispered, ‘shame on you.’ He pressed the bridge of his nose against mine, his breath burning the back of my throat. His voice was rough and furious. ‘Fool me twice, and I will cut out your fucking throat.
Brenna Yovanoff, The Replacement

(Source: goodreads.com)

Posted 7 months ago

I like to say “hey, nice tits”

I like to say “hey, nice tits” but I can’t. I’m afraid of sexual harassment. when did that go out the window?

-“accepted” the movie

Posted 7 months ago
Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth of all one’s lifetime
Mark Twian
Posted 10 months ago
Any idiot can face a crisis. it’s day to day living that wears you out - Anton Chekhov
Posted 1 year ago
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
Matt Groening
Posted 1 year ago
so true and painful

so true and painful

Posted 2 years ago
You want me to do something… tell me I can’t do it. -Maya Angelou