Posts tagged quote

Posted 7 months ago
life is a steaming pile of shit of a shitty kid that has swallowed a worthy piece of diamond. you gotta dig through stinking shit to find that awesome diamond. and who knows? maybe it worth it.
me
Posted 9 months ago
and let’s admit it, yellow hair does have magic powers. you could put a blonde wig on a hot water heater and some dude would try to fuck it.
Bossypants, Tina Fey
Posted 9 months ago
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I’m going to mop the floor with your face.” I said, “You’ll be sorry.” He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?” I said, “Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.”
Emo Phillips
Posted 10 months ago
Posted 1 year ago
This is my rifle, this is my gun
This is for fighting, this is for fun
Stewie Griffin
Posted 1 year ago
but what if it’s possible to fail? you want me act as an idiot? lol no

but what if it’s possible to fail? you want me act as an idiot? lol no

Posted 1 year ago
The Cutter leaned toward me, resting his forehead against mine. ‘Fool me once,’ he whispered, ‘shame on you.’ He pressed the bridge of his nose against mine, his breath burning the back of my throat. His voice was rough and furious. ‘Fool me twice, and I will cut out your fucking throat.
Brenna Yovanoff, The Replacement

(Source: goodreads.com)

Posted 1 year ago

I like to say “hey, nice tits”

I like to say “hey, nice tits” but I can’t. I’m afraid of sexual harassment. when did that go out the window?

-“accepted” the movie

Posted 1 year ago
Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth of all one’s lifetime
Mark Twian
Posted 1 year ago
Any idiot can face a crisis. it’s day to day living that wears you out - Anton Chekhov
Posted 2 years ago
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
Matt Groening
Posted 2 years ago
so true and painful

so true and painful

Posted 3 years ago
You want me to do something… tell me I can’t do it. -Maya Angelou