you see? nonsense
often I see very sad posts on tumblr. come on people. don’t let yourself be like that. here is a good advice: try simple new things.like this: start posting any stupid nonsense words circulating in your hallow skull. I’m doing it right now. you are tough. I mean we all survived Justin Bieber episode of Saturday Night Live, didn’t we?
also you can try Cocaine. it’s a guaranteed solution. LSD or Ecstasy tablets will also work.
4 PM today: I’m shaving. clean cut. smooth. no beard hair left. none.
5 PM today: I go to sleep.
7 PM today: I wake up.
7:02 PM today: I touch my face, BAM! beard is right there.
I mean…come on…just in 2 hours?!
I just realized that I’m constantly talking to myself. non-stop. and not something useful like reviewing what I was studying. I talk shit…to myself. literally shit.
I have to perform a differential diagnosis.
ever used your girlfriend’s boobs as a pillow? I did it all the time. it’s awesome. it’s a very nice practice for bonding too. skin to skin touching, face to face talking, heart to heart loving. also it’s neither energy consuming nor disgusting like sex. bottom line: boobs are great.
OK here is the deal: we spend all summer playing Video Games. how is that? we can have marathons and genres. like Zombie Games, 10AM to 9PM or Left 4 Dead 2 12AM to 6AM or Legend of Zelda series 1PM to 10PM. and we do this, non-stop. we’ll try this plan for a week and then check the results. we can curse at any textbooks, while we’re playing. or better, we’ll make books watch us play. oh yeah!
you have no idea how it is to have Tomb Raider 2013 installed on my laptop but not being able to play it. days come and go, Tomb Rider icon sits on my Desktop winking at me knowing that I wish with all my heart I could touch her and feel her…but Oh life!
yes I am a white guy with white people problems.
good luck following that
I wish there was a option so one could simply leave this world. like one could say: it’s simple. I don’t belong here. I’m a different kind of living organism. I must leave.
I am not kidding
you know that burning feel when drinking hot coffee/tea and it’s in your mouth and you swallow the liquid and it moves down to you stomach while burning down your oesophagus…I love it.
P.S.: don’t do it. it can help develop Gastrointestinal Tract cancers and Heartburn.
life as it happens, real fast.
