My miserable real life (not pretending/pretentious social media life) problem
- Friend: what the hell is your problem man? you're always cranky and shitty. what the fuck?
- Me: you see Mr. Michael Buble sings: "it's a beautiful day and I can't stop smiling". my problem is: I am never like that.
- Friend: OK. have ever heard of a medicine called Cocaine?