Posts tagged life

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Posted 1 day ago

My Perfect World

my perfect world is a place where I can insult anyone that deserves it in that very moment.

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Posted 5 days ago

even the smallest can be used. size does not matter.

ever used your girlfriend’s boobs as a pillow? I did it all the time. it’s awesome. it’s a very nice practice for bonding too. skin to skin touching, face to face talking, heart to heart loving. also it’s neither energy consuming nor disgusting like sex. bottom line: boobs are great.

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Posted 1 week ago

Life is beautiful....NOT!

  1. Friend: what makes you barf, vomit, throw up?
  2. Me: hearing this: there is so much beauty to life.
  3. Friend: so you think life is not beautiful?
  4. Me: of course there are some. but ugly aspect of life is way more bigger than it's beautiful side.
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Posted 1 week ago

I would be happy if I could hang out with my own kind.

I wish there was a option so one could simply leave this world. like one could say: it’s simple. I don’t belong here. I’m a different kind of living organism. I must leave.

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Posted 2 weeks ago

Dumb Creatures

The Human race is a complete waste of resources. whoever/whatever created the humans, lacks some intellectual properties of a creator.

I mean, 98% of the human population is as dumb as a rock. and that is not an overstatement.

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Posted 2 weeks ago

you’re home. in your room. listening to music with your cell phone - it’s on shuffle - and studying….POP! some music track comes up, bringing up along with itself a huge package of good+bad+awesome+terrible memories from your former lover…well I’m fucked for today, thank you shuffle button

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Posted 3 weeks ago

My miserable real life (not pretending/pretentious social media life) problem

  1. Friend: what the hell is your problem man? you're always cranky and shitty. what the fuck?
  2. Me: you see Mr. Michael Buble sings: "it's a beautiful day and I can't stop smiling". my problem is: I am never like that.
  3. Friend: OK. have ever heard of a medicine called Cocaine?
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Posted 3 weeks ago

I hate mornings

I’m gonna build a time machine. go back in time, find the people who decided that day begins at 7 AM and work should start at 7 AM, and I’m gonna kill them all with my bear hands. I’m gonna kill them and eat them. everyone of them. even the children. and I’m gonna rape all men and all women. and then I’m gonna take pictures of all of this and post them on facebook so people see that I’m not kidding about mornings. I hate mornings.

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Posted 3 weeks ago
it says it all. thank you very much.

it says it all. thank you very much.

(Source: filthandangst)

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Posted 3 weeks ago

I’m retarded

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Posted 1 month ago

No Tolerance Policy

  1. Friend: what do you do when he/she cheats on you?
  2. Me: what do you do when someone shots a person? whatever the reason, the shooter has to face the consequences. getting cheated on hurts. go after his/her family/friends/money/dignity. whatever that causes the most damage. no tolerance, no mercy. people should think twice before cheating.
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Posted 1 month ago

My Life

  1. Me: it's 8 AM. I'm gonna study...(starts an action video game)....
  2. Me: it's 10 AM. I'm gonna study...(starts an RPG video game)...
  3. Me: it's 13 PM. I'm gonna study...(starts a old classic console video game)...
  4. Me: it's 16 PM. I'm gonna study...(watches a movie)...
  5. Me: it's 20 PM. I'm gonna study...(watches news and some music videos)...
  6. Me: it's 23 PM. I'm gonna study...(gotta check my email...leads to stumbling)...
  7. Me: It's 1 AM. I'm gonna sleep...I'll change tomorrow...
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Posted 3 months ago
  1. Friend: Happiness is a skill. You can learn it and it’s not hard.
  2. Me: Shut the fuck up idiot.