Posts tagged joke

Posted 6 months ago

when I’m reading something on the internet, I read the word “god”, “dog”. the after a second I realize the word is actually “GOD”. is it me or does this really happens more than I think to other people too?

Posted 7 months ago

I once stole a piece of candy from my 4 years old nephew.

He had a candy bar, left is in front of TV to get his toy car so he could watch TV and eat his candy. and while he was away, took the candy and left the room.

what can I say…I mean it was candy. how can I not steal it?

Posted 7 months ago

Side Boob

don;t thank me, thank Peter Griffin

(Source: miagolio)

Posted 7 months ago

so did cocaine now I can’t sleep

I’,m kidding of course I can’t afford cocaine…I don’t know which one is sad: doing cocaine or not having money to buy cocaine

Posted 8 months ago

dads being awesome

Posted 9 months ago
and let’s admit it, yellow hair does have magic powers. you could put a blonde wig on a hot water heater and some dude would try to fuck it.
Bossypants, Tina Fey
Posted 9 months ago

alcatrazzie:

davidbowiesmightycrotch:

electricalserket:

theburntsouffle:

madygcomics:

pocopiumosso:

My middle school orchestra teacher has this hanging in her room. It’s fantastic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tds0qoxWVss

This is what it sounds like. REALLY good song.

calm down there satan

nO WONDER IT’S CALLED FAERIE’S AIRE YOU’D HAVE TO HAVE LIKE FIVE SETS OF HANDS TO PLAY THIS DAMN THING

It’s the death note.

I have no idea why the hell this is amazing, but I’ll reblog like everyone else.

Posted 9 months ago

why the face? why?

Posted 9 months ago

you know what is worse than fruits? baked fruits

ugh

Posted 9 months ago

this is a tragedy for me and a joke for you

I think God created me as a joke when he was high on weeds. then after he was normal, couldn’t remember about me. now I’m stuck in this life and God has forgotten about me completely.

Posted 10 months ago

O OH! I made a fat joke and someone unfollowed me :) come on

mrmcc:

i guess you could say it was a BIG deal

yea you’re right. but it wasn’t something out of hatred. I just had some funny thoughts (funny for me) :)

(Source: kayvano3)

Posted 10 months ago

O OH! I made a fat joke and someone unfollowed me :) come on

Posted 10 months ago

when I see a fat person, if I need to call him/her to come over, I’ll say: hey! roll over here.

Posted 10 months ago
Posted 10 months ago

guys! have you seen the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man?