Posts tagged funny

Posted 5 months ago

my sun and stars: you know I'm right!

kayvano3:

the person that told Lana Del Rey “you should become a singer” was clearly joking. this woman cannot sing. she’s fake and pretentious. she may have a hit or 2 but that’s it. she will be forgotten soon.

It’s important how an artist presents himself/herself to the public eye. and trying to look cool and artistic is just low. if you’re an artist, then just be yourself. besides, you think I’m stupid? I’m not blind or deaf, I can see and hear you loud and clear. I can see the presence of true talent or the lack of it.

I know you Europeans have a thing for her but come on…you know I’m right.

robotrepta:

iM sorry but when did you get the right to say shit about Lana del rey, if she couldn’t sing she wouldn’t be so popular and she scored a double platinum album you obviously have no talent or anything to make you special, YOU ARE NOTHING.

I got kind of sad when I saw your note about me being nothing then I visited your blog and now I’m just giggling about the fact that I took you seriously for a second. I have no interest in talking to you. please do the same and move away.

Posted 5 months ago
truegaminglife:

The evolution of Superman! This is geeky but really cool. :o http://bit.ly/1d3YqD7

Duckface needs more lips. but good job.

truegaminglife:

The evolution of Superman! This is geeky but really cool. :o http://bit.ly/1d3YqD7

Duckface needs more lips. but good job.

Posted 5 months ago

Chris Brown is in the news again. for another glorious act of crime: Chris Brown jailed on felony assault charge (CNN)

so in the spirit of this event! let me introduce you guys to some real world brain-dead oxygen thieves.

*I stole “oxygen thieves” from here

**should I say more about facebook/twitter people? come on people.

(Source: BuzzFeed)

Posted 5 months ago

Junior Jazz Dance Classes

logo fail

can you see it?

Posted 5 months ago

they’re so cool

Posted 6 months ago

in high school, I wrote a little story. I read it in class to everyone. it was about a day in school, from my perspective. all people were zombies or dictators and morons. it was pretty funny actually. not to me of course (I tried to be funny but I thought it was not that funny), because I just wrote what I was seeing. but everyone laughed. I got standing ovation, EVERYONE including my teacher.
I just remembered those days. those long gone days. I have some writing experience from my young life. I was/am really interested in writing. but it did not happen. I just stopped. it makes me sad. I thought I had a talent.
maybe I’ll type the thing if I find that piece of paper ever or maybe I’ll just write it all again for Tumblr (not that anyone cares or is interested).

Posted 6 months ago
this makes me so happy. I’ve been watching it for like 5 minutes. they’re awesome.
click here

this makes me so happy. I’ve been watching it for like 5 minutes. they’re awesome.

click here

Posted 6 months ago

This is how the conversation between me and my crush would go if she rejects me

  1. Me: I love you so much, come to me. let's be together. you're so mine.
  2. Crush: look I know how you feel. I've been there. but I can't. I don't have any feelings for you. you should let me be.
  3. Me: Wow I just said I love you and that's your response? fuck you and your feelings. I hope you die soon. I'll be dressed as a clown at your funeral, making people laugh. go fuck yourself.
Posted 6 months ago
yes, yes you did you sneaky bastard.

yes, yes you did you sneaky bastard.

Posted 6 months ago

I am going to name my WiFi network JesusLine

Posted 6 months ago
wow!

wow!

Posted 6 months ago

I once went on a hunger strike. 1 days later and I suddenly realize: fuck! I haven’t told anyone about this!

Posted 6 months ago

So I walked into the kitchen at 5:30am and saw this in the sink… This is not my cat.

source: reddit

this makes me laugh :))

Posted 6 months ago
  1. Taxi Driver: mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble
  2. Me: ha! did you say something? you're talking to me?
  3. Taxi Driver: I asked you a question. there is no one else in this car but me and you. where your mind is at?
  4. Me: Oh sorry. is out there on the street counting doors of cars.
  5. Taxi Driver: oh how you do that?
  6. Me: like 1, 2, 3, 4...1, 2, 3, 4...1, 2, 3, 4...1, 2, 3, 4...
  7. Taxi Driver: OK OK just stop.
Posted 7 months ago

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state
then nearly 14 million years ago expansion started
and this happened just right after GOD farted

this is a song with references to The Big Bang Theory and Family Guy and I wrote it and it’s mine.