the should have respected the rule of three.
1.Dont Read
2. Dont Talk
3. Dont Photo
it’s a waste.
(Source: spuandi)
Posts tagged funny
Posted 4 days ago
because of my love for Tina Fey and the former tv show 30Rock
I’m trying to convert myself to a left or both handed person. I was born right handed but not anymore. although it’s not going great. today when I was practicing scissors with my left hand, I cut my computer mouse USB cable, unintentionally. I am just glad that it was not my thumb.
P.S.: I’m not an idiot ok? I use bathrooms.
Posted 5 days ago
king of idiots
- Someone: Hi! you're a dietitian right?
- Me: yup
- Someone: I have CD. give me a GF
- Me: because I am a nutritionist, you want me to find a Girlfriend for you because you have a Compact Disc?
- Someone: no idiot! I have Celiac Disease and I want a Gluten Free diet. but not anymore...wow! MORON.
Posted 5 days ago
don’t be sad
often I see very sad posts on tumblr. come on people. don’t let yourself be like that. here is a good advice: try simple new things.like this: start posting any stupid nonsense words circulating in your hallow skull. I’m doing it right now. you are tough. I mean we all survived Justin Bieber episode of Saturday Night Live, didn’t we?
also you can try Cocaine. it’s a guaranteed solution. LSD or Ecstasy tablets will also work.
Posted 5 days ago
when God created woman, he messed up it’s pluming. there.
and when he created man, he messed up it’s facial hair.
Posted 5 days ago
annals
there is a website called annals dot or*g which is not a porn website. it is in fact a medicine journal (close) website….the point is, the word annals, looks and sounds funny to a non-english speaking person :))))))
Posted 6 days ago
clean up, clean up, clean up you little crackers…
…and don’t send Brent up there.
:)))
Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 3 weeks ago
robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:
Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE.
TO A FAN.
FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS.
Bless this man.
the man. the myth. the legend.
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before but it’s definitely worth a second post.
/\
Sometimes I just stop and think about this post
Lest you think it would be fun or feel good to be famous…
legend? come on…(you cant hear it but I’m making fart sounds right now)…
life as it happens, real fast.
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