KAYVANO3

fat people, just sit there!

1. me: holy shit you're so fat. you should export those fats. I'm willing to invest.
2. fatty: hey asshole that's really offencive you piece of shit. fuck off or I'll break you neck.
3. me: I bet you won't drown. coz you have fat. a lot of fat. you know, coz fat floats on water.
4. fatty: ok that's it. I'm coming.
5. me: nah! you're not. you're so big an fatty it takes you 2 minutes to start moving. by that time, I'll be far gone.
6. fatty: *anger* *anger* *speechless*
7. me: yeah, that's what I mean. good boy. sit there. I'll throw you a stick.